Lockdown 3.0 has not been the one… well, none of them have really. Tediousness aside, the weather has been shite this time around. But I’m not here about that, I’m here to talk about my new blue fireplace… but not…
Tag: Adventures Of A First Time Buyer
Well… it was only a matter of time before something went a little awry with my plans. It always seems to happen to me. It seemed that the religious nuts in power may be onto something. I think my homosexuality…
The long wait is finally over, my new kitchen is getting fitted! You have no idea how long I’ve been craving this, seriously. My oven has been on the fritz for about a year and I’ve not had a working…
Okay, so 2019 was an absolute chair leg to the toe. I don’t know about you guys but it was definitely my worst year ever – but I won’t go into that. The only way was up in 2020. The…
For the past 12 weeks, I have been desperately awaiting the arrival of my lush sofa set. Now, that sounds standard for a sofa delivery, but when you’ve had no form of real furniture in the living room since getting…
Hello again my precious dumplings. If I’m being completely honest, I don’t really have too much of an update to share with you all. The house is getting there at a snail’s pace, but it’s those dull little tasks we…
I have been living in my house for about 3 months now (I think). Although we still have a long way to go, we certainly are starting to speed up the whole process now. But now it’s time to call…
Dear Facebook, please stop deleting, blocking and shaming creatives for trying to express themselves through their art. It seems that now more than ever, people are feeling like they have to abide by some pretty strict, stagnant and shite rules…
Unless you’ve been living in a well-ventilated underground bunker without a calendar, you’ve probably realised that we’re in the peak of the summer standstill. As if by some miracle, we Brits have been blessed with some cracking sunshine. Beer gardens…
The groundwork has been laid and now the fun can finally begin! Well, I say fun… I’ve never felt so stressed in my life. “Why?” I hear you all beg, because trying to get the tedious but necessary jobs finished…